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Anti-Vaccine Idiots in Hollywood



Robert Rodriguez (Filmmaker, TROUBLEMAKER Studios)

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“Meeting Dr. Andy Wakefield changed our lives and… we are forever grateful. His wise and measured advice about vaccinations helped us dodge a bullet… Our fourth son [had] multiple allergies and repeated infections… We now fully realize [he] would have been a victim of immune overload had we followed the regular vaccine schedule… This book provides a terrifying insight into what has been happening behind the scenes as efforts redouble to silence Dr. Wakefield… It is a wake-up call to those who think [he] is anything other than a modern day hero fighting for all of our children.”  [Callous Disregard]



Jenny McCarthy (Actress, The View)

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"I do believe sadly it’s going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe. If the vaccine companies are not listening to us, it’s their fucking fault that the diseases are coming back.”  Yes Jenny, and if you stop using birth control, it’s the condom factory’s fault you got knocked up.  Makes perfect sense.


Rob Schneider (Actress, Deuce Bigalow Male Gigalow)

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"INFECTIOUS DISEASE MORTALITY HAD A PRECIPITOUS AND SUSTAINED DECLINE DURING THE ENTIRE TWENTIETH CENTURYI!"  Beware this moron’s CAPSLOCK button!  Here’s a fact-based rebuttal on this shitstain’s clueless claims.


Jim Carrey (Actor, Cable Guy)

image"We don’t know enough to announce that vaccines are safe!"  Sure Jim, it’s not like we have hundreds of years of evidence and test after test after test after test after test after test to prove it.


Toni Braxton  (90’s Pop Singer, Reality TV Star Because Who Fucking Isn’t These Days)

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This dumbass actually thinks God gave her son autism as punishment because she once had an abortion.  Will someone please take this woman’s poor child away from her?  Can you imagine growing up knowing Mommy saw you as her “punishment”?

Ricki Lake  (Actress, Talk Show Host, No Longer Famous Now That She Lost All That Weight and Then Gained It Back)

Big on doulas and midwivery (because what progressive women really need is a return to the days when childbirth was most likely to kill you) and self-diagnosis.  Oh, and she also thinks birth control pills are deadly, despite The Pill being one of the most common medications prescribed in the U.S. and responsible for - get this - ZERO deaths so far… but hey, it’s only been around 60 or so years…


Holly Robinson-Peete  (Actress, Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper)

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Tisha Campbell-Martin  (Actress, Martin)

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Doug Flutie  (Quarterback, New England Patriots)

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Faces of (Botoxed) Evil, Part One

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Mayoral Candidate Anthony Weiner

"Even though it seems like anybody and everybody has heard of autism, in many places in the world it’s still sort of a new topic," says Charles Zaroff, assistant professor of psychology at the University of Macau in China.
The first prevalence studies in any region typically find low numbers.  These low rates are likely to be the result of the methods used, experts say.
Data collected by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention shows the highest autism prevalence in states with the best autism health and support services, such as Arizona (121 cases per 10,000 people), Missouri (121) and New Jersey (106). In contrast, areas with fewer services have lower rates, such as Alabama (60), Arkansas (69) and Florida (42).

Over time, however, as more parents and clinicians become familiar with autism, prevalence goes up. In many parts of the world, including the U.S., U.K., Canada, Japan and Scandinavia, “The rates were flat through the late ’80s, and then suddenly a massive rise happened at same time,” Fombonne says. The rise is probably not due to a mysterious global environmental exposure, he says. “It’s more likely to reflect new concepts of autism worldwide.”

(From "Researchers track down autism rates across the globe", Simons Foundation, April 2011)

"Even though it seems like anybody and everybody has heard of autism, in many places in the world it’s still sort of a new topic," says Charles Zaroff, assistant professor of psychology at the University of Macau in China.

The first prevalence studies in any region typically find low numbers.  These low rates are likely to be the result of the methods used, experts say.

Data collected by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention shows the highest autism prevalence in states with the best autism health and support services, such as Arizona (121 cases per 10,000 people), Missouri (121) and New Jersey (106). In contrast, areas with fewer services have lower rates, such as Alabama (60), Arkansas (69) and Florida (42).

Over time, however, as more parents and clinicians become familiar with autism, prevalence goes up. In many parts of the world, including the U.S., U.K., Canada, Japan and Scandinavia, “The rates were flat through the late ’80s, and then suddenly a massive rise happened at same time,” Fombonne says. The rise is probably not due to a mysterious global environmental exposure, he says. “It’s more likely to reflect new concepts of autism worldwide.”

(From "Researchers track down autism rates across the globe", Simons Foundation, April 2011)

This was a reader’s response to this previous DoNotSufferFools post by SamSlaysSax.

This was a reader’s response to this previous DoNotSufferFools post by SamSlaysSax.

"aj" gets schooled on fallacy.

List of logical fallacies

"aj" gets schooled on fallacy.

List of logical fallacies

codeawayhaley:

ghost-of-saintjimmy:

mountains-exist:

fort-max:

spastasmagoria:

wi1l:

nohomo66:

wonderbraforyourdick:

You are the worst person.
You can be a vegan and whine at people, thats hurting nobody but when you tell people to not take vaccines, you’re endangering public health.
If YOU mixed mercury, aluminium phosphate, ammonium sulfate, formaldehyde and viruses and injected it into someone, you’d kill someone because you have no pharmacological experience. 
If someone in a lab mixed those together, they know how they work, they have medically assessed and peer reviewed evidence and strict guidelines to follow to create a safe and effective product. Why is it legal? Because they know what they’re doing and know how to spell “phosphate” and “ammonium”.
Why don’t YOU educate yourself instead of subscribing to the notion that all scientists are evil and want to poison you are your natural, vegan lifestyle. I say this as a fucking IMMUNOLOGIST, you are single handedly responsible for the skyrocketing resurgence of deaths caused by TB, measles and the worrying prospect of smallpox returning.
Let’s break this one down and give you some education.
Mercury is an element in the compound thiomersal which was part of many vaccines. It has been claimed with NO tangible evidence other than a multifaceted correlation that thiomersals cause autism. This has been investigated thoroughly and no causal link has been found.
Aluminium phosphate is an aluminium salt which is used as an adjuvant in vaccines. An adjuvant is a compound which causes an immune response to be higher and stronger, so that the immune system comes into contact with the attenuated virus more, so that it can recognise the antigens of the virus and provide immunity. They are a necessary part of the vaccine if you want it to work well.
Ammonium sulfate is used in the process of purifying the proteins in the synthesis of a vaccine. It is also found in bread and flour, so you’d better learn to enjoy rice if you want to avoid it.
Formaldehyde is used in the treatment and purification of vaccines and stops contamination. Most of this is removed before the vaccines is shipped, although some remains.
In my personal and scientifically backed opinion, the war against disease is a hundred fold more important than the mum-led war against vaccines. Do you want your child to die a slow, painful, agonising death? If not, then shut the fuck up with your so called “facts” you got from Yahoo Answers and get your kid vaccinated.
I am going to sound derogatory, but if you don’t have formal education in at least biology, you have no role to talk about the way vaccines should be done. You have no idea of the actual function and mechanism in which they work, and you have is a vague knowledge that mercury used to make people mad, formaldehyde is used in embalming and that ammonium sulfate and aluminium phosphate sound scary.
Vaccinate your kids if you want them to live. If you don’t then you clearly don’t love your kids and would prefer to see them die of completely preventable diseases.
This has been a rage filled, alcohol induced response from a scientist.



bookmaking this to post on Facebook later

Yeah. no. The diseases we vaccinate against are horrible and can be fatal. Not just for your child that you refuse to vaccinate but vulnerable children who can’t be immunized or have compromised immune systems. Don’t be an asshat. Vaccinate your kids. 

Reblogging for science! The best education comes from learning from someone who knows what they’re talking about.

AND JUST TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR
VACCINES. DO. NOT. CAUSE. AUTISM.

Science.

HOLY FUCK why is your skull so thick. Vaccines do not have live viruses in them it is a weakened form that is still got the signature proteins to the shell of the original virus to stimulate a immune response. Also the levels of mercury, Formaldehyde, Ammonium Phosphate and Aluminum Sulfate in vaccines are so fucking low you could eat apples or other fruits and die before you die from the toxicity of vaccine killed you. Those chemicals are like somewhere in the high nanograms low milligrams range and fruit generally contains much higher concentrations.

AND JUST TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR
VACCINES. DO. NOT. CAUSE. AUTISM.

codeawayhaley:

ghost-of-saintjimmy:

mountains-exist:

fort-max:

spastasmagoria:

wi1l:

nohomo66:

wonderbraforyourdick:

You are the worst person.

You can be a vegan and whine at people, thats hurting nobody but when you tell people to not take vaccines, you’re endangering public health.

If YOU mixed mercury, aluminium phosphate, ammonium sulfate, formaldehyde and viruses and injected it into someone, you’d kill someone because you have no pharmacological experience. 

If someone in a lab mixed those together, they know how they work, they have medically assessed and peer reviewed evidence and strict guidelines to follow to create a safe and effective product. Why is it legal? Because they know what they’re doing and know how to spell “phosphate” and “ammonium”.

Why don’t YOU educate yourself instead of subscribing to the notion that all scientists are evil and want to poison you are your natural, vegan lifestyle. I say this as a fucking IMMUNOLOGIST, you are single handedly responsible for the skyrocketing resurgence of deaths caused by TB, measles and the worrying prospect of smallpox returning.

Let’s break this one down and give you some education.

  • Mercury is an element in the compound thiomersal which was part of many vaccines. It has been claimed with NO tangible evidence other than a multifaceted correlation that thiomersals cause autism. This has been investigated thoroughly and no causal link has been found.
  • Aluminium phosphate is an aluminium salt which is used as an adjuvant in vaccines. An adjuvant is a compound which causes an immune response to be higher and stronger, so that the immune system comes into contact with the attenuated virus more, so that it can recognise the antigens of the virus and provide immunity. They are a necessary part of the vaccine if you want it to work well.
  • Ammonium sulfate is used in the process of purifying the proteins in the synthesis of a vaccine. It is also found in bread and flour, so you’d better learn to enjoy rice if you want to avoid it.
  • Formaldehyde is used in the treatment and purification of vaccines and stops contamination. Most of this is removed before the vaccines is shipped, although some remains.

In my personal and scientifically backed opinion, the war against disease is a hundred fold more important than the mum-led war against vaccines. Do you want your child to die a slow, painful, agonising death? If not, then shut the fuck up with your so called “facts” you got from Yahoo Answers and get your kid vaccinated.

I am going to sound derogatory, but if you don’t have formal education in at least biology, you have no role to talk about the way vaccines should be done. You have no idea of the actual function and mechanism in which they work, and you have is a vague knowledge that mercury used to make people mad, formaldehyde is used in embalming and that ammonium sulfate and aluminium phosphate sound scary.

Vaccinate your kids if you want them to live. If you don’t then you clearly don’t love your kids and would prefer to see them die of completely preventable diseases.

This has been a rage filled, alcohol induced response from a scientist.

image

bookmaking this to post on Facebook later

Yeah. no. The diseases we vaccinate against are horrible and can be fatal. Not just for your child that you refuse to vaccinate but vulnerable children who can’t be immunized or have compromised immune systems. Don’t be an asshat. Vaccinate your kids. 

Reblogging for science! The best education comes from learning from someone who knows what they’re talking about.

AND JUST TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR

VACCINES. DO. NOT. CAUSE. AUTISM.

Science.

HOLY FUCK why is your skull so thick. Vaccines do not have live viruses in them it is a weakened form that is still got the signature proteins to the shell of the original virus to stimulate a immune response. Also the levels of mercury, Formaldehyde, Ammonium Phosphate and Aluminum Sulfate in vaccines are so fucking low you could eat apples or other fruits and die before you die from the toxicity of vaccine killed you. Those chemicals are like somewhere in the high nanograms low milligrams range and fruit generally contains much higher concentrations.

AND JUST TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR

VACCINES. DO. NOT. CAUSE. AUTISM.

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  • Me:
  • Person:
  • Me:
  • Officer: So, you say you shot this man?
  • Me: Officer, it's not my fault he was killed. I mean, he WASN'T wearing a bullet proof vest. It's his fault that my bullet killed him. It's not my fault at all. How dare he walk around with his body vulnerable to bullets.