It’s true… we’re on a semi-permanent vacation.
Here to enjoy bitchslaps to antivax, “natural health” nuts? Click here.
Be sure to scroll down and peek at that sidebar on the left to see a cloud of our greatest hits.
We realize many people are still out there fighting against antivax ignorance. So here’s some clever rebuttals against idiots who claim:
- "There’s no profit in a cure"
- The ingredients in vaccines are gonna kill us all!!!
- Parents know best!
- But what about Big Pharma?! Toxins?! And muh FREEDOM!!
And don’t forget JENNY McCARTHY’S BIG SECRET! This DESTROYS any argument for Jenny McCarthy, and it’s easily verifiable in a few seconds, we are so proud of sweetalker79 who figured this out in 2009.
Now for our favorite posts over the years:
- Why Suzanne Somers needs to die
- The Whitney Houston worship has gone too far
- Here’s the post that got us death threats from kindly old midwives
- We come to the defense of a teenage girl who dared to admit she wasn’t a virgin in a Christian chatroom
- DNSF FAVORITE! "The General" badly wants to be a victim for Jesus
We loved this blog, and we’re still kicking ass and taking names all over the Internet. If you find us, say hello. We may be back someday.
Anti-Vaccine Idiots in Hollywood
Robert Rodriguez (Filmmaker, TROUBLEMAKER Studios)
“Meeting Dr. Andy Wakefield changed our lives and… we are forever grateful. His wise and measured advice about vaccinations helped us dodge a bullet… Our fourth son [had] multiple allergies and repeated infections… We now fully realize [he] would have been a victim of immune overload had we followed the regular vaccine schedule… This book provides a terrifying insight into what has been happening behind the scenes as efforts redouble to silence Dr. Wakefield… It is a wake-up call to those who think [he] is anything other than a modern day hero fighting for all of our children.” [Callous Disregard]
Jenny McCarthy (Actress, The View)
"I do believe sadly it’s going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe. If the vaccine companies are not listening to us, it’s their fucking fault that the diseases are coming back.” Yes Jenny, and if you stop using birth control, it’s the condom factory’s fault you got knocked up. Makes perfect sense.
Rob Schneider (Actress, Deuce Bigalow Male Gigalow)
"INFECTIOUS DISEASE MORTALITY HAD A PRECIPITOUS AND SUSTAINED DECLINE DURING THE ENTIRE TWENTIETH CENTURYI!" Beware this moron’s CAPSLOCK button! Here’s a fact-based rebuttal on this shitstain’s clueless claims.
Jim Carrey (Actor, Cable Guy)
"We don’t know enough to announce that vaccines are safe!" Sure Jim, it’s not like we have hundreds of years of evidence and test after test after test after test after test after test to prove it.
Toni Braxton (90’s Pop Singer, Reality TV Star Because Who Fucking Isn’t These Days)
This dumbass actually thinks God gave her son autism as punishment because she once had an abortion. Will someone please take this woman’s poor child away from her? Can you imagine growing up knowing Mommy saw you as her “punishment”?
Ricki Lake (Actress, Talk Show Host, No Longer Famous Now That She Lost All That Weight and Then Gained It Back)
Big on doulas and midwivery (because what progressive women really need is a return to the days when childbirth was most likely to kill you) and self-diagnosis. Oh, and she also thinks birth control pills are deadly, despite The Pill being one of the most common medications prescribed in the U.S. and responsible for - get this - ZERO deaths so far… but hey, it’s only been around 60 or so years…
Holly Robinson-Peete (Actress, Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper)
Tisha Campbell-Martin (Actress, Martin)
Doug Flutie (Quarterback, New England Patriots)
- Person: She was dressed like a slut, so she got raped. It's common sense.
- Officer: So, you say you shot this man?
- Me: Officer, it's not my fault he was killed. I mean, he WASN'T wearing a bullet proof vest. It's his fault that my bullet killed him. It's not my fault at all. How dare he walk around with his body vulnerable to bullets.